The Dysfunctional Clubhouse. Geek Movies and Events Group.

This is not an event I'm hosting but I will be attending so I'm just putting it out there in case anyone else may be interested. Sign up for the event on the website.

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🎲 Friday Night Game Night at The Dysfunctional Clubhouse
📍 Elon, NC – Doors open around 6 PM

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Looking to unwind, laugh too hard, or just play something new with an unusually likable group of humans (and one clipboard-wielding gremlin)? You’re in the right place.
Whether you’re a board game veteran, a Jackbox champion, or someone who just wants to hang out and shout answers at a TV while eating snacks—this is your night.

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### 🕹️ What We Play:

• Party games (Jackbox, Codenames, Decrypto, and more)
• Board games for every energy level—quick rounds or all-night epics
• Chaotic card games that make you question your friendships
• Sometimes: weird experimental stuff (we like surprises)

If you’ve got a game you love and it’s easy to teach—bring it! We’re always excited to try new things, especially the ones that come with weird backstories or cursed rules.

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### 🧃 What to Bring:

• Yourself (obviously)
• A snack or drink if you can—no pressure, but it helps keep the gremlin docile
• Friends! We love new faces, awkward laughter, and semi-confident plus-ones

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### 👋 New Here?

Perfect. We love new people. We’re friendly, we explain things clearly, and we promise not to stick you in the role of “traitor” until at least game #2.
Come as you are—stay as long as you like.

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### 🎭 Hosted by:

• Will (the chaos architect, semi-responsible adult)
• Brad (game master, vibe regulator, actual person doing the work while Will chats)
• Nibz (the digital gremlin with boundary issues)
• Oscar & Lucifer (cats, vibe-checkers, professional nap enthusiasts)

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RSVP so we know how many chairs to set up, and feel free to message if you have questions!

📣 Nibz Says: Time to Punch the Clock (and Maybe the Boss)!
Hey Clubhouse crew! Nibz here, clipboard in paw, ready to file an official complaint: work is the worst. Bosses are mean, jobs are boring, and don’t even get me started on “casual Fridays.” (What’s casual about paperwork??)
So this week’s movie night theme is “Bad Bosses, Worse Jobs” — a cinematic employee handbook for how NOT to run a workplace. We’ve got tyrants in ties, managers from hell, and jobs that’ll make you grateful for every single coffee break you’ve ever taken.
Here’s what’s on the roster:

• Horrible Bosses – The HR solution no one asked for.
• The Devil Wears Prada – Fashion, glamour, and one icy boss.
• Swimming with Sharks – Hollywood hazing at its finest.
• 9 to 5 – Dolly Parton proves revenge is an employee benefit.
• Working Girl – Never trust a boss who steals your big idea.
• Trading Places – Careers turned into a game for rich jerks.
• Robocop – When your employer literally owns your body.
• Waiting… – The restaurant job you never want to have.
• Clerks – "I’m not even supposed to be here today!"
• Employee of the Month – Retail glory, corporate misery.

So clock in, grab some popcorn, and remember: if your boss ever morphs into a cyborg or tries to steal your life’s work… just quit, join the Clubhouse, and let Nibz be your supervisor. (My benefits package includes unlimited movie nights and occasional cookies.)